Not every ship is built for smooth sailing.<\/p>\n
The Fight Boat tee features an original cartoon illustration of a captain squaring up on deck beneath the bold FIGHT BOAT headline, finished with the tongue-in-cheek tagline:<\/p>\n
“We Pave Our Decks in Asphalt.”<\/p>\n
Inspired by the chronic chaos that seems to follow every viral cruise story, it’s a design for anyone who appreciates unforgettable vacations.<\/p>\n
Printed on a premium cotton tee with a clean WarBoys Studios chest logo, it’s equally at home on a cruise deck, at the beach, or your favorite dive bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Smooth seas are optional.<\/p>\n
Featuring an original cartoon graphic and the tagline “We Pave Our Decks in Asphalt,” this tee is a tongue-in-cheek nod to cruise ship chaos.<\/p>\n
Printed on premium cotton with a clean WarBoys Studios chest logo, it’s made for vacations, beach bars, and anyone who appreciates a little maritime mayhem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":4311,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[59],"product_cat":[156],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-4309","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_brand-59","7":"product_cat-noble","8":"wcpv_product_vendors-1776-official","9":"desktop-align-left","10":"tablet-align-left","11":"mobile-align-left","13":"first","14":"instock","15":"taxable","16":"shipping-taxable","17":"purchasable","18":"product-type-variable"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/4309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4309"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=4309"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=4309"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warboys.tv\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=4309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}