Two weeks to flatten the curve aged poorly.
Now Anthony Fauci has faced congressional scrutiny, invoked the Fifth Amendment hundreds of times, and remains at the center of the fight to expose what happened behind closed doors during the plandemic.
So we updated the slogan.
FLATTEN THE FAUCI
A not-so-subtle callback printed on a classic unisex tee with an easy everyday fit—wear it straight, oversized, layered under denim, or however you like your dissent.
100% cotton. No boosters.






